According to various studies conducted by The Merriment Multiverse, it is scientifically proven that I, Arpita Jampana, can determine what your favorite holiday says about you. Continue reading to find out what your favorite holiday says about you and what my extremely accurate description of you is.
New Year’s Day: You are a party maniac, but now you must face the consequences of staying up too late and failing all of your previous New Year’s resolutions. Buckle up buddy, school is in a few days, and you gotta get your act together!
Lunar New Year: You are an alpha wolf who transforms and howls when it’s a full moon. You are the leader and strongest of your pack. You take pride in your accomplishments and love being the top-ranking wolf. Your favorite part of the Lunar New Year is celebrating with your pack and having a loud and long howl to show your superiority and dominance towards the other animals. Also, congrats on getting into NC State.
Groundhog Day: Be honest with yourself, for the betterment of you and those around you, you just want to be different. Trust me, it’s not working. Because of your ridiculous choices, you are the weird kid in class who no one talks to. Be honest, if your favorite holiday is Groundhog Day, you ARE the groundhog.
Valentine’s Day: No offense, but nobody, especially single people, appreciates your enthusiasm over this “holiday”. You just have a bae and want to flex it, but seriously, not even Cupid cares about you and your “one and only”. Find a real holiday to love.
President’s Day: You aspire to be the president of the country one day, so it HAS to be your favorite holiday. What will people think of you if you say anything different?
Holi: As an avid Holi enjoyer, I can confirm that you are, in fact, the #1 Holi-est person on Earth. Haha, get it…?
St. Patrick’s Day: You are either a ginger or a secret leprechaun (and definitely greedy). There’s no point hiding now. We can all see it.
April Fools’ Day: You take pride in being the class clown or the family prankster or whatever you want to call yourself, but it’s all the same to the rest of us “unfunny” people. You love to tell people your “jokes” and don’t mind interrupting them to do so, even if it’s your teacher and they threaten to call home for the thousandth time.
Earth Day: You were barking up the wrong tree when you signed up for APES, and now you have it with Mr. Chad Ogren, and he’s rubbed off on you a little too much. He’s probably convinced you to join Enloe Envirothon, and you had no other choice but to say yes because you need to get on his good side for that extra credit (it’s okay, we all need it).
Mother’s Day: Your house is probably a zoo because it’s full of a variety of animals. You aspire to be a future mother one day of a pet rock, animal, or human, so you might as well be prepared now.
Father’s Day: You are either a daddy’s girl or aspire to be a future father one day. That, or you just really love spending wholesome time with your dad.
Independence Day: You are extremely patriotic and love this country. Your favorite colors are, of course, red, white, and blue because you have to be true to your country. All I can say is, SKO EAGS!!!!!!!!!
Rosh Hashanah: You love New Year’s 2.0, and you also most likely love apples and/or honey. Let’s hope you’re not allergic since you need a lot of breath to blow that shofar!
Halloween: You are either secretly a goth who wears way too much liquid eyeliner, or you are a sick Ghostface fan who scares people every chance you get for entertainment.
Thanksgiving: You 100% own a farm with lots of turkeys, so you love that you get the free food while everyone else has to fight tooth and nail to get the best turkey from the shop.
Christmas: You are just the basic Average Joe at Trader Joe’s. You’ve loved Christmas since your childhood and were enchanted by its magic, and you’re still loving every second of it. You are the mastermind of manipulating people into getting good gifts for you, and somehow you skillfully avoid giving expensive gifts every year…weird, huh?
