Enloe Magnet High School is excited to announce the launch of the AP's first course dedicated entirely to Gen-Z slang: Yap AP, or “YAP” for short.
As a new form of communication, yapping has...
With the WL (Worldwide League) trade deadline nearing, teams are hastily moving to finalize deals and improve their position in the annual World playoffs. The largest deal of the deadline so far occurred...
It’s 1923, and you’re in your evening ball gown, being whisked away to have the night of your (teenage) life. As you step out of your horse-drawn carriage, bright lights flood your vision as you gaze...
Just in time for summer, many of Enloe’s most UV-challenged Eagles are getting the help they need from Enloe Take Action Now, or Enloe TAN. On April 1, you can drop off donations of sunscreen or contribute...
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire.
Studying: every high school student attempts it, but only a few succeed. If you’re one of the multitudes who wishes to improve your skills in this essential...
April Fool’s Day Disguises
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire, emphasizing the stereotypical traits of each grade level. The author acknowledges that Enloe students are not homogenous...
Enloe hallways are more than just hallways. They are beings, with their own unique personalities and stories. You, as well, are a being with a personality and story, meaning you have a lot in common with...
The Enloe bathrooms - magical places with vast purposes. Are you trying to play Block Blast but your classroom phone pie chart is on red? Do you need to sulk and cry for a bit? Forgot to annotate your...
Is there life after death? Are we alone in the universe? What’s the cure for cancer? Are zodiac signs real? All questions science still can’t answer, but today, I will. The answer… is yes. To all...
WHAM’s Last Christmas. The unofficial anthem of the holiday season. On these holy, snowy weeks, you can’t enter a store, turn on the radio, or doomscroll on any app without the voice of George Michael...
The author of this article had been awake for several weeks under the influence of a copious amount of caffeine, writing the following block of text in just under two minutes. The following may prove disturbing,...
According to various studies conducted by The Merriment Multiverse, it is scientifically proven that I, Arpita Jampana, can determine what your favorite holiday says about you. Continue reading...
