We have officially entered Gilmore Girls Fall. Gilmore Girls is the show of fall-lovers. It tells the story of a young single mom, Lorelai, and her daughter, Rory. This year, specifically, there’s been...

Disclaimer: This is satire!! In no way are we criticizing Harry Styles’ character or personality. We are writing as fans who are just a little off-put by his recent style choices. Dear Mr. Styles,  We...

Unexpected to most political analysts, Senator Bernie Sanders (IND-VT) launched a revolution overnight, and has taken over the White House and the U.S. Capitol building.   To accomplish this...

College Board CEO David Coleman recently made the fatal mistake of searching ‘College Board’ on Twitter and faced a barrage of mean tweets from angsty teenagers who had fallen victim to the organization....

Eddie the Eagle, the beloved mascot of William G. Enloe High School, has a secret:   He’s an NFT.    “NFTs, or non-fungible tokens, are digital assets that don’t hold monetary...

The wildly popular lunch location Cookout has released a statement changing the hours for the New Bern Avenue location from the opening time of 10:30am to 1:00pm. Cookout cited the change in hours...

Disclaimer: This is SATIRE. Everything in this article is false. Pixar is still a part of Disney and animators do in fact have social lives. Counter Disclaimer: Ok, so that last part might be a lie,...

In the wake of a groundbreaking decision to remove all semester-long classes from the Enloe schedule, our administrators have posted a few updates to the course list for the 2022-23 school year. For your...

In an era where the selfish 1% socioeconomic class of billionaires have worshipping fanbases, it’s time to bring back a true debonair man of the people, a Robin-Hoodesque symbol if you will. He will...

Hear ye, hear ye, After many ages, the Enloe Eagle's Eye hath decided not to partake in April foolery this nigh. By royal decree of monopolist Char and Duchess Gwen, satire of all forms is now banished...

Hey girl-queen! High school can be totally difficult and harsh sometimes. But don’t fret, little eagle, we’ve got what you need to know to not just survive, but avoid all possible adolescent embarrassment. 1....