During our time at Enloe, we’ve observed the occasional bulging backpack weighing down Eagle scholars on their treacherous journeys to class. Just what is in those bags, and how could it possibly all...

Due to an increase in absences among our senior class, we’ve surveyed 100 students about the cause of their absences. We’ve compiled a list of confessionals from these truants, many of whom describe...

Disclaimer: This article is a work of satire. The Eagle’s Eye has arranged an exclusive exposé interview with NeeDoh celebrity, Nice Cube, revealing disturbing truths about the life of a NeeDoh....

This is a work of satire. This piece reflects the opinions of the writer, not necessarily those of The Eagle’s Eye or WCPSS.  No. More. Satire.  The world is bad. Everybody can acknowledge that...

On February 29, 2026, shockwaves blew across Enloe High School as a student driver was seen coming to a full and complete stop ahead of a 3-way stop sign, allowing a pedestrian to safely cross a crosswalk....

THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE    “Yeah, we just give up,” proclaimed former Governor Josh Stein, announcing that the State of North Carolina was kinda just done.   From Jan. 31 to...

On Monday, January 26th, 2026, the CDC released an official advisory warning about a mysterious breakout in local high schools dubbed “Senioritis.” Not much is known about the disease so far, but experts...

Valentine’s Day: the one day of the year that Hallmark, kisses, and Kleenex are bound to be successful. Everyone knows that this day can be a whirlwind of emotions for those in high school. Everywhere...

THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE.   This Wednesday, both Cook Out restaurants on New Bern Ave have announced a ban on high school students entering their premises, effective immediately, after an incident...

You’ve heard of Singing Valentines. You’ve heard of Singing Breakups. Now, brought to you by Enloe’s talented Choral Department, comes a new, more frightening variant: Singing Situationships!   Not...

As the summer breeze turns into a winter chill, it’s time to put away our jorts, iced matcha lattes, and over-sized button ups with only the first button done up. With the change of seasons comes a cozier...