When I was little,

I twisted a little girl’s arm.

She said Camp Rock sucks,

What was I to do.

                                    ?

                                   When I was little,

I ate a sticker

The size of 

Jeff Bezos’

 conscience.

                                                    And my father performed

the baby Heimlich.

When I was little,

         I slept with my mouth  😮 p   e n.

A small 

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in.

Please get him out.

              He is a snorer.