Dream Confessions of an Unlicensed Nephrologist

Bran Poster, Editor • April 27, 2021

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

Snot Math but it’s 1894: Picking the Results of a Flawed Nose Experiment

Bran Poster, Editor • March 17, 2021

Enloe veterans can probably already guess what happened: I was browsing JSTOR.org and got sucked into an obscure Psychological Review news article from the 19th century entitled “Arithmetic by Smell.”

Cavegaming

Bran Poster, Editor • January 29, 2021

Keisha methodically ripped a picture of her latest video game-addicted ex-boyfriend, Jake, into particulate matter. “I’m through with dating―until a real man shows up.”

An Inquiry into Cuteness

Bran Poster, Editor • December 8, 2020

Everybody knows about the Rorschach test: those amorphous blobs of ink which somehow speak volumes about personality. Personally, I’ve had enough of them.

Give Speeches, Run Fast

Bran Poster, Editor • February 19, 2020

People don’t give enough credit to speeches. Or to good ones, at least. We have coaches nowadays who are coming up with convoluted strategies, leg maneuvers, and swerve shots, all  to maximize the performance...