Hear ye, hear ye, After many ages, the Enloe Eagle's Eye hath decided not to partake in April foolery this nigh. By royal decree of monopolist Char and Duchess Gwen, satire of all forms is now banished...

Disclaimer: The content of this article is purely satirical.  Last Friday, students burst out of the front doors of Enloe high school, sweaty and hungry for sugar water.  There was one thing they...