NOTICE FROM THE ROYAL COURT: Satire in All of Its Forms Is Now Banished!


Hear ye, hear ye,

After many ages, the Enloe Eagle’s Eye hath decided not to partake in April foolery this nigh.

By royal decree of monopolist Char and Duchess Gwen, satire of all forms is now banished within the realm of William G. Enloe High School. Any evidence of writing or viewing satire shall result in public shaming by pillory stocks.