DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE   PREFACE:    Written by Chief Publisher Dee F. Ine   It’s a well-known fact that Enloe students are busy. So busy, in fact, that...

There’s something in the air at Enloe right now. Faces are tense, friendships are ending, and the persistent sound of depressed shuffling fills the halls. Whispers float in the air, the voices of possessed...

  Aries Your baby bangs are going to ruin your life Do Baby carrots   Bobs without bangs  Striped sweaters  Don't  The Weeknd Weird shirts  Bangs without bob   Taurus A...

*Satire* Come one, come all to the "Eagle's Ear," where gossip gurus Jonah Yinger, Nora Gillett, Jadon Frank, and Elizabeth Sobel unpack your craziest confessions and indisputably solve your juiciest...

On Saturday, February 10th, 2024, I attended the Queen of Hearts dance, or QoH, at Needham B. Broughton High School. I know, I know, traitorous–how could I?? But don’t come at me yet. Listen, it was...

As seniors, we have accumulated a vast amount of wisdom and knowledge over the past three years, which we now provide you with. Here is one last guide on how to survive Valentine’s Day at Enloe High...

Dear Spotify, You are the bane of my existence. Every year, your stupid little “Wrapped” comes out, and I tap, furiously, through the Instagram stories of my peers posting their top artists from...

Based on popular demand, College Board has made the decision to administer a few new exams this AP testing season, which were inspired by Enloe High School’s culture. Yes, many of you are maybe thinking...

Y’all really liked last year’s guide and seemed to take some advice from us, so here’s an updated 2023 version! This guide has even more advice your lonely, single-as-a-pringle self could use this...

Even though Kevin McCarthy was selected as Speaker of the House after a grueling 15 rounds, the Eagle’s Eye has a list of nominees in the case that McCarthy gets removed as a result of the newly instated...

Falloff  /fôl/ /ôf,äf/ When a person, place, or thing was once hot, but now is not. As a culture, we tend to romanticize the past. Everyone loves talking about old music or old movies or what...