This is a work of satire. This piece reflects the opinions of the writer, not necessarily those of The Eagle’s Eye or WCPSS.  No. More. Satire.  The world is bad. Everybody can acknowledge that...

On Monday, January 26th, 2026, the CDC released an official advisory warning about a mysterious breakout in local high schools dubbed “Senioritis.” Not much is known about the disease so far, but experts...

The year of 2026 has officially arrived, and with it, people are vowing to change themselves for the better.   These people are idiots.   I mean, come on, you all have to have put...

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SATIRE ARTICLE   PREFACE:    Written by Chief Publisher Dee F. Ine   It’s a well-known fact that Enloe students are busy. So busy, in fact, that...

There’s something in the air at Enloe right now. Faces are tense, friendships are ending, and the persistent sound of depressed shuffling fills the halls. Whispers float in the air, the voices of possessed...

  Aries Your baby bangs are going to ruin your life Do Baby carrots   Bobs without bangs  Striped sweaters  Don't  The Weeknd Weird shirts  Bangs without bob   Taurus A...

*Satire* Come one, come all to the "Eagle's Ear," where gossip gurus Jonah Yinger, Nora Gillett, Jadon Frank, and Elizabeth Sobel unpack your craziest confessions and indisputably solve your juiciest...

On Saturday, February 10th, 2024, I attended the Queen of Hearts dance, or QoH, at Needham B. Broughton High School. I know, I know, traitorous–how could I?? But don’t come at me yet. Listen, it was...

As seniors, we have accumulated a vast amount of wisdom and knowledge over the past three years, which we now provide you with. Here is one last guide on how to survive Valentine’s Day at Enloe High...

Dear Spotify, You are the bane of my existence. Every year, your stupid little “Wrapped” comes out, and I tap, furiously, through the Instagram stories of my peers posting their top artists from...