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Elise Kohli, Arts and Entertainment Editor
• January 7, 2025
Aries
Your baby bangs are going to ruin your life
Do
Baby carrots
Bobs without bangs
Striped sweaters
Don't
The Weeknd
Weird shirts
Bangs without bob
Taurus
A...