Ah, winter… a calm, peaceful season. This time of year, with the winter holiday season on the horizon, one always gets nostalgic for childhood… Say, what did you love as a child? Do you find yourself...

Last week, Jacqueline “Jenius” Jordan announced her retirement with the unveiling of a cutting-edge artificial intelligence system that she states will run the school just as well as she did, that...

On the morning of November 25, 2024, two turkeys, Christopher LeBlanc and Trudy Price O’Neil, were chosen by President Biden as finalists for this year’s annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon. The National...

Dear Enloe student body,   It has become apparent to us, the staff of Enloe’s Eagle’s Eye, that you have not been utilizing the full capacity of our high school to find the best path to...

Parents and teachers of Enloe, I understand the pain in every misunderstanding. The language of today is practically alien as the future endlessly encroaches on the sanctity of our oldhead world. But just...

PREFACE written by chief publisher Dee F. Ine Walking through Enloe’s entrance can feel like landing on an alien planet. Snippets of conversation fill the air, seemingly normal, but the words sound...

*Satire* Come one, come all to the "Eagle's Ear," where gossip gurus Jonah Yinger, Nora Gillett, Jadon Frank, and Elizabeth Sobel unpack your craziest confessions and indisputably solve your juiciest...

“Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here,” reads the inscription above the doors to Enloe High School’s West Building. But that is not where our journey begins. Confused, lost, and surrounded by the...

In the bustling town of Raleigh, two high schools stood as pillars of their communities, each with a mascot that represented the very essence of their school spirit. Enloe High School boasted Eddie, a...

In light of glowing reviews from staff and students on Enloe’s new phone policy–(“It’s exactly the same as before. Only now, there's a big sign to point at!”)–Enloe administration is planning...

Enloe Eagles Eye April 1st, 2024 Attention Enloe Eagle Scholars, As of April 1, 2024, Enloe will be instating a new policy. Starting April 1st, Enloe High School will begin enforcing the new mewing...

  Last week, in the name of spring cleaning, we parsed through the Eagle’s Eye archives and stumbled upon a vintage senior spotlight from 1985. What surprised us even further was who it was about:...