Bernie Sanders Overthrows the U.S. Government and Solves All World Problems


Unexpected to most political analysts, Senator Bernie Sanders (IND-VT) launched a revolution overnight, and has taken over the White House and the U.S. Capitol building.


To accomplish this task, Sanders and his supporters enlisted the support of liberal Washington D.C. citizens, angry with the rise in prices of items at their local Wholefoods, and marched upon the White House lawn. Although most would have expected that they would have been “removed” by security, it was the opposite as they joined the marchers and stormed the Oval Office after Joe Biden’s inability to curb the Trader Joe’s “Everything But The Bagel Sesame Seasoning” shortage. 


After taking power, self-proclaimed socialist Bernie Sanders, in typical-Marxist fashion, immediately appointed Joe Biden as his secretary of the treasury and brought in revolutionary communist, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, as his Vice President. He implemented several of his leftist policies as soon as he arrived, by signing an executive order that placed the entire economy in the hands of Joe Biden, Janet Yellen, Steve Mnuchin, and the radical Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) group.


Another implemented policy of the Sanders-Cortez regime was the immediate mandatory dress code of having the statement “Tax the Rich” painted on all clothes for federal government workers. If not followed, a group of DSA members will escort the offenders and educate them (via an Instagram reel) on how this attire stopped Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates from avoiding having their wealth taxed!


Although it has only been a few hours of the regime, only time can tell how the Marxist Sanders-Cortez administration will change America.